Also, has anyone ever had weird cravings right in the middle of their monthlies, as opposed to beforehand? Suddenly the only thing I wanted to eat tonight at all was applesauce, triscuits and cheddar cheese. Also possibly Vienna sausages, but those sounded vile even though they'd probably have been better for me than dairy products ( Read more... )

I have just consumed a vast significance of cow.

A double Tillamook cheeseburger from Burgerville (no steroids; happy cowses) with an extra large fries and a chocolate monkey smoothie. And a salad.

Really, who needs a lunar calendar?

Q

oh yes...that special monthly time is vast approaching. my first clue: i am CRANKY AS HELL (although that might have more to do with the fucking telemarketers spamming my phone with their LOUD BEEPY FAX MACHINES before 6 in the morning for the second night in a row. they really need to be boiled in spam and slowly eaten by termites, those folks ( Read more... )